25 Pick-Up Lines for Writers

There’s little I like better than a double entendre, except perhaps a double entendre party on Twitter. For writers.

The ever creative and entertaining Jennifer Joseph of the fab blog Slacker Heroes started this double entendre tweet-off, and like all good things, it grew as the night progressed.

The hashtag she created was #WriterPickUpLines. In no particular order, here are 25 Funny Pick-Up Lines for Writers.

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Nothing like Friday-night-fun for writers stuck at their laptops.

Your turn:
Any other pick-up lines for writers? agents? booksellers? librarians?
What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve received?

About Leanne Shirtliffe

Leanne Shirtliffe (a.k.a. Ironic Mom) is a humor writer who lives by the motto, "If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at your kids." When she's not telling seven-year-old twins to stop licking a frozen flagpole, she's writing, teaching teens, and encouraging people to find the humor in everything, including politics and religion.
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24 Responses to 25 Pick-Up Lines for Writers

  1. pig01 says:

    Your story is too short!

    Loved it

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  3. I’d love to show you but I suffer from stage-write.

  4. They are all so funny, but #14 made laugh out loud!!

  5. Marianne says:

    Wanna sharpen my pencil?

  6. mj monaghan says:

    For librarians: I’m into bindage!

  7. David says:

    Is your name Adaline? Because you definitely rhyme with fine.

    We’d make a beautiful heroic couplet.
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  8. gojulesgo says:

    This story has a happy ending, I promise.

  9. Thanks for including me in your blog! I love to make up random hastags and it was fun to see other writers joining me on this one! xo

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